Five Days into Oh-Five

San Fransisco, USA.

It's ironic that I am stuck in a country whose foreign policy I hate, music I have embraced and whose values I am constantly intrigued by. Everything except my genitals is on sale here. ...It's all ready to be consumed and masticated: carbs, dumbass-president-and-leader-of-the-free-world, fast cars and Big Macs. And what's more, there's a 50% off after Christmas clearance sale on it all. It must be the high life...

Irony is life's set of practical jokes. Roll with the punchlines.